“So you managed to find Penzance on a map...how awesome!...really cool...are you a boy scout then?..or perhaps a cub scout?....sorry about that,i'm being sexist with my comments,,you could well be a brownie!!!”

“why are you a *****phile ? do you not mind if i am a boy or girl, lazy”

“you secretcitizen,are a waste of space, blaming the council and old men for your problems!!..what council are talking about?...what old men are you talking about?...are we perhaps a bit teezy because your beloved overpaid england footballers flunked again?...ok,so you are finding it hard to get by on the money you get....welcome to the club, i'm a member as well!!....and so are thousands of other cornish folk...try ditching that blood banner you have wrapped around yourself for a start...and fight for a better life for all, under the Cornish banner!!...failing that,there are many trains out of Cornwall...you might find your fame and fortune elsewhere...”

“........i also need to find out how the capitals button works eh, SECRETCITEZEN?

Indeed, I also need to learn how to spell my name 'CITIZEN'.

signed: An inbred local”

“i am suprised either of you know how a computer works .

are you on day release ,”